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First things first, this is not a street racing story... With that said, here goes..

I'm on a back road in my Mazdaspeed and I stopped at a light and low and behold an EVO pulls up by my side! I'm just drooling and like WOW, this is incredible as it's the first one I've seen on the road. So I pull away from the stop sign hoping that the guy is traveling in my general direction so I can get my eye-full. Well at this moment the idiot pulls behind me and starts flashing me and riding my tail. I'm like what's the dude's problem right? Then he pulls up next to me and starts revving on me. And hopping his car all about the road. I'm just looking at him like WTF!? I guess he wanted me to try him in my Mazda. WHATEVER! Anyway, he shoots off in a blur, I mean GONE!! Goodbye a$$hole! I must say the roads were curvy and his ride handled them like a bobsled. I was impressed by the vehicle albeit in the wrong place at the wrong time. Eventually I came to the end of the roadway and it looks as if the duma$$ was waiting at the light for me because it was green and he wasn't moving. So I pull up to the light just as it's turning red and get in the left turning lane next to him. He's in the right middle lane. I rolled down my window as I wanted to say something to him about his "mature behavior." Well, dude rolls up his window and turns up his system! I left it alone. I figured WTF right? The light turns green and I'm turning left. A$$hole makes a turn from the RIGHT LANE into my path! GRRRR, WTF! I'm REALLY PISSED now! So I slam on the brakes to miss the collision and the jerk heads off down the street flying! I didn't even try to chase after him. If I did catch up to him I probably woulda pulled him from the car and broke his right hand and his left leg! I calmed down and went home. About a half hour later I had to go to the store. I left my house in a different direction and GUESS WHO I SEE! Exactly! Mr. A$$HOLE! Only this time he's standing outside his car because he's WRECKED IT! Oh, talk about retribution! It seems he was doing donuts to impress his boys at the end of a construction road and his car slid over some pea gravel and he lost control. He collided with a curb and his front wheel/rim was destroyed! It was totally [censored] to the point that it looked separated from the axle! I got out of my car, walked over to him, got in his face, and shared a few choice words. He had nothing to say for himself except a pathetically worded apology. He looked like he wanted to cry! After I said my piece I left him and his busted ride feeling ever so vindicated! Man, that guy really coulda hurt someone! I'm still angry telling this story now!
jeez. karma i guess.
What goes around, comes around. You're right, though. It is a good thing he didn't hurt anyone with his foolishness.
sounds like a total moron. he got what he deserved. i still would have pounded his face in after he got in a wreck though.
Don't ya just love people who judge themselves & others based on what kind of car they drive?

He was a bada$$ dood with his EVO. Look how far that took him in real life.


Come on man, he only looked like he wanted to cry? Why'd you stop?
Those EVO's are sweet looking. Saw on here in Chicago the day I was leaving for AL. But if you play, you have to be prepared to pay!
Good choice on not following him to his car and breaking his hand...cooler heads always prevail.

Not to mention...if you broke his hand he would never have been able to do those cool donuts to impress his friends and wreck his car!
i woulda raced him
Originally posted by bk4293:
Those EVO's are sweet looking. Saw on here in Chicago the day I was leaving for AL. But if you play, you have to be prepared to pay!




Those EVO's are hideous! I saw one in real life for the first time last week and jeez its an ugly @$$ car. The people that buy them must just want a fast car because they sure as hell didn't get a pretty car.

I will say though that I like the older EVO's. I especially liked the 5, 6, and 7 models.
that's like at the movies one nite, this van was trying to show off or just be stupid, flooring it up and down the parking lot. then they went around the outer part but cut into the wrong lane where parked cars blocked their view and slammed into a car. Sorta funny, but sad at same time.
people are efn stupid ya know...
if i drove a car as nice as that, i definitely wouldn't be driving like that. I drove my friends svt lightning and i went really slow just cuz i was worried about messing it up!
Posted By: Bullet Re: Encounter with an EVO - Model idiot here! - 07/24/03 05:28 AM
Originally posted by LUK A LYK:
people are efn stupid ya know...




Amen to that.
[censored]'N AWESOME!!!
GUNDAM STRIKES AGAIN!!!
I love happy endings!
way to keep your head john, since you have the wee one on the way.

Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
that's like at the movies one nite, this van was trying to show off or just be stupid, flooring it up and down the parking lot. then they went around the outer part but cut into the wrong lane where parked cars blocked their view and slammed into a car. Sorta funny, but sad at same time.




this guy in an old busted a$$ van tried to race me the other day. i thought he was revving his engine b/c it was about to die, then when he gets beside me, he looks at me then takes off. i was like oooooooooooooooooook
What a moron!!! Too bad a innocent EVO had to get hurt in the process. More importantly no PERSON got hurt.
(zoom) "Hey, look at me, I have an EVO" (zoom, zoom eeeeeeeerrrrrrcccchhhhkachunk) "look away, how can you even look at me?"

POW! Right in the kisser!<--- Me.
I like to think of the Evo like a nice girl with a butter face...

THey should sell giant paper bags so I can put them over the Evos I see...
Posted By: Bailey Re: Encounter with an EVO - Model idiot here! - 07/24/03 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Honkeytonk Monkey:
I like to think of the Evo like a nice girl with a butter face...

THey should sell giant paper bags so I can put them over the Evos I see...




YOu crack me up
looks like he was playing Tokyo Extreme Racer a little bit too much....

a good pounding on him would be in order, good self control on your part.

hopefully this will take another dumbass driver off the road or at least smarten him up.

Great story!! Glad you didn't keep that to yourself. Just another idot that got what he deserved.
i know that would never happen to me if i was u. i'd never be so lucky to see his car totaled (its ok if he doesn't get hurt).
I want a Mazda and an EVO
Would pay money to see him explain that to his insurance agent!

Fuggin' moron.
i must say this may be the best story i've ever read here....what a total ass....i get the feeling we're gonna see quite afew torn up evo's....

and to have u get in his face after he hit the curb showed everyone else around that he ended up getting what he deserved
to bad you where not able to take some pics, what would make it worse then watching you sit and crack up as you take pics of he wreck.
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