I like to call my car the cont-whore when she's being a [censored]. Otherwise she's the Mean Green Machine.

we have all girls names for our cars:

Cobra's Contour is named Tracy, because she traces the curves in the road.
My 'tour is Natalie (this reason is a weird stretch, so bear with me) Paint code is Portofino Blue. Portofino reminds me of Portman, and I <3 Natalie Portman.
My Cougar is named Pirotess, because she's sexy and Pirotess is a sexy character from an OAV series I enjoy.
Our F350 is named Joanie, after Joanie Laurer/Chyna Doll (the wrestler, VH1'S Surreal Life), cuz Joanie is a huge lady, and so is our truck.


I forget what he named the motorcycle, but when it's officially mine, I'll have to rename it.

Connie

The original owner of my '97 called it "Ginger"...I assume it's because he thought of it as his dance partner. He really didn't want to sell it, I believe, but he kinda had to. So out of respect, I kept the name. My blue '95 was a "Connie", though.

James Bond because of the last 3 numbers on the license plate had 007.

funkin junk

my mistake.

The Black Knight

Cry baby or Whiney Contoura or Superslush-o-matic or Blowina or Hope.... i like hope the best

My girl calls her "SVIT"

I call her b!tch.

And I call my car "Stripey"

I call mine, well...Sedona.

I have no idea what it means, but I've alternatively called it "big ass" before and apparently my girlfriend didn't get along with that very well.

-SAV

It's called "the SVT" or "the Contour". Nicknames are gay.

I must say I LMAO at Davo's "El Lento" suggestion!

El Lento.. the band!

I must say I dont have any legitimate nick names. But the closest to nicknames I use is:

1. The SVT
2. The SVTizzle
3. My Abby (Translation: My Baby + Typo = My aBby)

Originally posted by Stazi:

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It's called "the SVT" or "the Contour". Nicknames are gay.

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agreed