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Anybody got some free samples? $$$

All I need is a Baer front kit, rear wilwood rotors & relocation, MSDS headers, some strut braces, and a Mirko! I am not asking for much!

I am in need of that donation too.

I need a intake, 18" tires, Infinity Kappas, Aussie bar........should I keep going?

You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

Originally posted by todras:
You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

And the "i need money" post either. You just bout a 500.00 hood on top of other things. Spread the wealth to the needy... thats what church always said.

Originally posted by todras:
You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

That is some of the worst grammar I've seen in a while...

Originally posted by TourDeForce:

Originally posted by todras:
You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

That is some of the worst grammar I've seen in a while...

REPOST!

Ray

Originally posted by TourDeForce:

Originally posted by todras:
You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

That is some of the worst grammar I've seen in a while...

Thanks Capt. Obvious and

Originally posted by todras:
You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

Let me help him:

You're in need of a "don't post about your car every 5 seconds" icon

It's all in good fun anyways... no dissing intended

Originally posted by todras:
You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

no kidding! i'm expecting a "i just took a dump and didn't have to wipe" thread from him at any moment!

i'm about to go on a rant here!!

Originally posted by MxRacerCam:

Originally posted by todras:
You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

no kidding! i'm expecting a "i just took a dump and didn't have to wipe" thread from him at any moment!

i'm about to go on a rant here!!

**snicker snicker**

Originally posted by MxRacerCam:
i'm about to go on a rant here!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I would go run inside a basement, but down here we are not as lucky as you Michigan peeps to have them... Surely need them after 4 hurricanes!

Originally posted by durateX:

Originally posted by MxRacerCam:
i'm about to go on a rant here!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I would go run inside a basement, but down here we are not as lucky as you Michigan peeps to have them... Surely need them after 4 hurricanes! .

i'm glad you are good natured about it, at least.

I just took a dump and didn't have to wipe

Originally posted by 96mercury:
I just took a dump and didn't have to wipe

I just coughed up a skittle..

Originally posted by 96mercury:
I just took a dump and didn't have to wipe

that's all you could come up with??

Taste the rainbow

See.. but you ruined it... it isn't YOU that would've made it funny...
LOL

Ray

Originally posted by LilRedRocket:

Originally posted by 96mercury:
I just took a dump and didn't have to wipe

I just coughed up a skittle..

I just took a dump in my pants at work, and I'm not even going to go home.

Mark

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:

Originally posted by LilRedRocket:

Originally posted by 96mercury:
I just took a dump and didn't have to wipe

I just coughed up a skittle..

I just took a dump in my pants at work, and I'm not even going to go home.

Mark

Full fledge poo.. or just a shart?!

Originally posted by LilRedRocket:

Originally posted by Y2KSVT:

Originally posted by LilRedRocket:

Originally posted by 96mercury:
I just took a dump and didn't have to wipe

I just coughed up a skittle..

I just took a dump in my pants at work, and I'm not even going to go home.

Mark

Full fledge poo.. or just a shart?!

since this thread has taken a left turn...

my brother keeps telling me he wants to market something called "whygetups". it's for the drunk/lazy/far too busy people who don't have time to break for pee/poo. they'd be like depends, but cooler.

Originally posted by MxRacerCam:
since this thread has taken a left turn...

More like a fishtail and some donuts, ON THE GO!

Endorsed by Nike and Air Jordan HIMSELF.

Aside from what's already been stated, you can forget bout the following mods:

Front strut brace (basically potnless on these cars as the front towers are quite stiff - the rear is TOTALLY different story)
Rear Wilwoods (wasted money seeing as the rear bias is miniscule)

My car is still faster, turns harder and looks better!

Originally posted by LilRedRocket:

Endorsed by Nike and Air Jordan HIMSELF.

that looks more like a fish hook, but i'll give you a C- for the effort.

Originally posted by Stazi:
Aside from what's already been stated, you can forget bout the following mods:

Front strut brace (basically potnless on these cars as the front towers are quite stiff - the rear is TOTALLY different story)
Rear Wilwoods (wasted money seeing as the rear bias is miniscule)

My car is still faster, turns harder and looks better!

Take your serious contour talk elsewhere
This thread is about poo-poo

Originally posted by 95Sleeper:

I still prefer 100% cotton, but poop is cool with me...

Originally posted by Stazi:
My car is still faster, turns harder and looks better! (2000 SVT Turbo)

And you... pick on a Contour your own size

Wow what a usless thread. That is what makes this site fun. BTW, I just got done w/ my poo, and I wiped....

Originally posted by MxRacerCam:

Originally posted by todras:
You're in need of a don't post icon about your car every 5 seconds.

no kidding! i'm expecting a "i just took a dump and didn't have to wipe" thread from him at any moment!

i'm about to go on a rant here!!

You guys just made my St.Patrick's Day. This is #$%*# Hilarious.

C-.. WOO HOOO!!

Originally posted by Stazi:
Aside from what's already been stated, you can forget bout the following mods:

Front strut brace (basically potnless on these cars as the front towers are quite stiff - the rear is TOTALLY different story)
Rear Wilwoods (wasted money seeing as the rear bias is miniscule)

My car is still faster, turns harder and looks better !

I will have to disagree on the last one stazmeister

19's > than you...

19's wouldn't last a week in Detroit!

Originally posted by Stazi:
19's wouldn't last a week in Detroit!

Put a 15" lift kit on your tour & truck tires. They will outlive the car.

XL

On top of weighing a ton.

Post deleted by 96mercury

Originally posted by 96mercury:
Since this thread is going the wrong direction thought I would let you guys know I just got laid lots a smiles over here.

What was his name?

Post deleted by 96mercury

Wow.. I feel a ban coming on.. or at least a warning of said ban...

There was "off-topic".. and then it went to "totally unacceptable and NOT a family oriented statement..." which is what this site IS.. a FAMILY site..

Ray

Ray yeah your right good point. I deleted the posts. Sorry if I offended anyone.

COOL!!!

Its easy to get on a run and forget.. We all have done it, I am sure.

Good to hear things are going well.

Ray

Anyways, getting back on topic...

HA.. that was the most off topic "on topic", ever..

Yes.. that is a good sig...

Ray