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Yay! I LOVE hearing $1,000 thundering about at the bottom of an empty dumpster!


Maybe he's not a troll...

but rather some form of "performance artiste."

Do they have those on other planets?


If he REALLY exists and really liked throwing money away like that, he'd instead own an old XKE Jaguar (Oh boy! My electrical system is shorted out AGAIN! Whoopee! Cash out a trust fund!); an old Italian sports car (Wowzers! I can't wait until my mechanic gets to set my valve lash again! It's already been 100 miles! Where's my stockbroker?); or a Saab Sonnett (I'm down to two cylinders again! Let's ride in taxi cabs until the parts boat arrives from Scandinavia via the Panama canal! Can I pay the engine rebuilder in Euros? I like to keep my car authentic!)


I have $2 that says he's home for the summer from high school or middle school. I apologize to any HS kids I may have just offended.