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Hello there, Sonny,

You no longer confuse me. It seems my concern over how you were setting yourself up to make a fool of yourself was not necessary. You're doing just fine at it by being yourself.

I'm pleased that you're concerned with my health, but as you should have been able to see from your greataunt's last Christmas card, newsletter and pictures, I have neither a receding hairline nor any need for hairplugs. You must have mixed me up with your cousin Merle on that one.

Meanwhile, about the Viagra, THANK GOD!! I don't have any of that stuff here, or your greataunt would not give me any rest. She's a real horndog. You'd think she would have slowed down after that change of life thing, but now that the kids are gone, I may have to take up golf just to have some quiet time to myself. Really, she's got a lot of nerve expecting more of me after the twice a day thing we've been doing. And that Venus in Leo of hers? Doing it in public, one of these times she'll get us caught with her screaming.

But enough on my love life. Let's talk about yours. How is your right hand doing?

Now you be a good boy and say hello to your mother for me.

Pops