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Originally posted by todras:
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for sale?
 Mucho accurate
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'95 Ranger
'82 Honda CX500
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My favorite, but they all had me laughin pretty good...
Toyota Echo forum
- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries?
With a 0-60 time of about 15 minutes, I am betting on the AAA batteries.
"Moore has also accused the American people of being the stupidest, most naive people on the face of the Earth. And after last weekend, he's got the box office numbers to prove it!"
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that funny as hell todd!
The mclaren one was the best!
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Originally posted by todras:
Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH
That was too funny, had me rollin' 
95 Gl Zetec Atx
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Originally posted by mb_no.spam_Troll:
McLaren forum and Hummer forum had me rolling
-Ken V.
1998.5 SE Praire Tan Zetec ATX
psycho_bass@hotmail.com
Roush springs Roush rear sway bar BAT struts 17" Millie Miglia HT3 and a ton of subtle asthetic mods
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I can add one from the MG forums:
"The plastic parts in my car are starting to rust! Need help ASAP!"
For Sale:
- Sony PSP with a Baseball 2k6 and the movie Crash. $100
- 1973 Karmann Ghia Convertible w/ Auto-Stick. Needs Restoration. $1200 OBO
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lol. very funny. Loved the Lamborghini and Hummer ones.
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Originally posted by todras:
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?
Buhahahaha . I liked the rest too.
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hahahahahahahahahaha!!! those are pretty good dude!
2006 fusion sel
1998 grand prix gtp(wife)
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Originally posted by todras:
No embellishing. Just added the Contour. Should have added..."I wasn't a mechanic before I bought this car."
Ditto...
"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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