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Mercedes forum
-My wife is divorceing me and trying to take the house. How do a kill her and keep my Doctors license?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill em? I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.
Civic forums (quite a few here)
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me
-Just added some more decals (5hp gain)
-whose tailpipe is bigger (post pics)
-A want some Altezza'a
-Car actually took off today. Thanks to my new wing.
VW Bug forum
- Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum (couple here)
- How to turn your Yugo into a childrens gym (DIY+pics)
- Where the best place to start a fire in this thing?
Lamborghini forum
-Wind noise around 210MPH
SUV forum
- Are the Gas prices going down any time soon?
Lexus forums
- Remember that car company that made the Legend? What happened to them?
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do I get a coffee stain out of my carpet?
Caddilac forum
- How do a get Yak out of my fur seats?
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Do anyone have any altezza'a for sale?
Toyota Echo forum
- Does our cars use AAA or AA batteries?
Ferrari forums
- Just bought a boat. Need suggestions about a quick round business trip to Columbia + should I bring the [censored] along for the ride?
Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. How do I trade in the car?
Saturn forums
- (In for sale/wanted) Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Bugati
- Wife (now ex-wife) got in car with shoes on. How to remove blood stains out of carpet?
Jaguar
- Patterns on the burlwood dash + cocaine is causing nausia. Is the carbon fiber dash kit groupbuy still on?
Mini
- Just flipped the cooper after seeing The Itailian job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
-Do we really need all this motor?
McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a Stealth Fighter tried to race me.
Hummer forum
-Had a fender bender today 24 hurt, 10 killed. Is black touchup paint available through the dealer?
Fiat forum
(first ever post)
-Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
-Hello? Am I still the only member?
Mitsubishi forum
-How to remove training wheels (DIY)
Nissan (Silvias) forums
- Just finished my USDM 240 conversion! (Pics)
Subaru WRX forum
- Got pulled over for drifting in New York City. I hate cops
Supra forum
(For sale/wanted)- 2 turbos isn't enough. I need Nawwws
Chevy Trucks forum
- It aint going into fifth! What in tarnations is wrong? Hell, I aint got all daY! Com'on niow ya'll shoot me a holler. Gotta git those darn cows rounded up.
Contour forum
-How do I get my CE light to go off?
-What's the little flap thing on the glove box?
-'96 SE MTX 3L
-'98 SVT 1,173 of 6,535
-'05 Mazda 6s, loaded, g/f's ride
-Need a 96-00 manual on CD? PM or email me
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lol I've seen that before, but I think you embellished a bit. some things I hadn't seen before. 
Kim
1995 Contour GL
Needs less "needs more"
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No embellishing. Just added the Contour. Should have added..."I wasn't a mechanic before I bought this car."
-'96 SE MTX 3L
-'98 SVT 1,173 of 6,535
-'05 Mazda 6s, loaded, g/f's ride
-Need a 96-00 manual on CD? PM or email me
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Contour forum should have read
I'm a mechanic by trade,but now I have to quit my day job just to keep this car running!
06 GMC Sierra 2500HD Dmax/ally
06 Pontiac G6 GT
05 CRF250R
FOR SALE 06 KX65 with riding gear $2700 obo
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lol
are there any bodykits available?
1999 Sportage 4x4...don't go there, it was free
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Originally posted by todras:
Fiat forum
(first ever post)
-Hello? Am I the only member?
(Last ever post)
-Hello? Am I still the only member?
I think that was my stepdad!!
McLaren forum and Hummer forum had me rolling 
Diesel owns you
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Some of those are true, like the Mustang and SUV ones... Funny stuff!
Yeah, I'm a troll...
2000 Saab 9-5 SE
2003 Dodge Neon SXT
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Oh, the Hummer was great! 
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Originally posted by todras:
Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.
I resemble that remark  
Sometimes I get, "Does that thing really have a turbo in it?"  sheesh
'98 SVT Contour, in at least 639 pieces 
4 Speed MTX...synchro and shift fork replacement in progress 
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Originally posted by shotwell:
Originally posted by todras:
Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it aint stolen yo.
I resemble that remark
Sometimes I get, "Does that thing really have a turbo in it?" sheesh
pics??
1999 Sportage 4x4...don't go there, it was free
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