Pretty funny! Number 1, 2, & 3 could also apply to Berkeley.
I went to the step-child of CO universities....UNC never got any love, especially in Boulder. CU's campus is beautiful, and so is Boulder. I love Boulder, in fact. (Little to rich for my blood right now... that rent comment is not a lie!) Big schools are not my bag - profs that don't care about teaching (only about getting their research done), all my tuition dollars going to the football coach
, etc etc.
Sorry. Rant off.
Go Buffs and Go Bears!