Here comes the entertainment.
Let's get rid of all that creepy liberal/socialism. Let's start with the military, the police, public highways, postal service, public education, parks, public hospitals, public retirement supplements, unemployment compensation, a public civil justice system, etc. Each one that has even AN IOTA of corruption or waste, even 1%, get rid of it. Entirely. My money is mine, all mine, and I didn't ask for no stinkin' services. I do not see why I should pay for YOU or your snot nosed kids to go to University of Michigan, Arizona, Massachusetts, California, Indiana State, SUNY, etc. when they can earn their own way at a private school. Or do home school so they learn the truth! And single moms should take their kids to work. That will fix them for having unprotected sex when they shouldda just said no. Simple solutions for simple problems! Learn 'em all the three Rs, instead of calculus and IT and all that other elitist crap! And NO government subsidies for anything! Cost/benefit my ass, there are principles to follow!
I purchased a gun two weeks ago. (Yes, it's true. But it's complicated. Now back to the rant.) Now that I have one, I'm no longer Michael Moore's friend. But don't go see Harry Potter either, it celebrates witchcraft! Anyway, I can't speak for the truth any more right now, I've gotta get going to open my toll road. Everything in range of my weapon, I'll charge passage for food or firewood. I'll run it on the barter system. Won't take any of that socialist money. This will be more fun than having civilization. I'll show those nutty scandahoovians what I think of their sky high taxes and quality of life!
Wow. I've never felt so right.
