Originally posted by MarkO:
Originally posted by beyondloadedSE:
Originally posted by acrdklr:
too bad we can't get away with that here.




+1



Some do. "Oops, my foot slipped off the brake & the car gently and accidentally rolled into the path of the suspect."

-OR-

"We observed the 160 pound suspect jay-walking in front of the local newpaper offices, so we just had to make an example of him. We then proceeded to beat him to death and planted an open 2.5 inch pocket knife in his jeans so we could claim self defense. Couldn't bear to think what heinous things that hideously drunk hardened criminal could have done to us two unwitting 6 foot 4 inch, 240 pound pumped up law officers - even though he could barely walk in the first place."

Officers Thurlow & Thomas are still on the job. We'll have no more jay-walking in THIS town!

Remember Bobby Jewitt.

Must be that jumbly-wumbly thing happening again.