Haha, about a year ago I was at a party with some friends in a not so good neighborhood. Went out to get my cigarettes and caught some fu(ker tryin to jimmy my passnger door open. I proceeded to take out my 18" retractable baton and sneak up on him. Let's just say after 3 HARD hits to the knee with that and you cant run very fast

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Sry, bout yer girls car, peices of [censored] like that need to die or get a job and earn some damn money.