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The problem with this kind of sh!t is that some pissed of crack whore  knucklehead will read it and think 'hey that's cool' and actually do it...........
Semper Fi
"They've got us surrounded. Poor bastards." -Chesty
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I feel Guilty, Oh so guilty
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I can see the sign now...
"If buttons are replaced by hyperdermic needles on the ATM, please do not press them."
"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"
-Mitch Hedberg
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Originally posted by dnewma04:
"If buttons are replaced by hyperdermic needles on the ATM, please do not press them."
Beat me to it... I was going to ask how the heck you could hide a needle in an ATM. Maybe the needle comes shooting out of the receipt slot or seomthing 
E0 #36
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I can't believe this email is still going around.
it's so old!
Kim
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Needs less "needs more"
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Actually, the needles don't have the HIV virus, they have a tranquilizer. When you wake up, you will be in a bathtub of ice with your Kidneys removed! 
"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"
-Mitch Hedberg
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Peppers: "Yea it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from a..."
Frank: "Owwww Uhhhh"
Peppers: "Yes! That's awesome!"
Frank: "What?"
Peppers: "You just took one in the juggler man!"
Frank: "Ha whoa"
Peppers: "YES haha!"
Frank: "Oh my God! Oh my God! I did is this bad? Is this bad?"
Peppers: "You should pull that out. that [censored] is not cool!"
Frank: "Wait? Wait pull what out?"
Peppers: "The dart man, you got a [censored] dart in your neck."
Frank: "Your crazy. Your crazy man. I like you but your crazy... "
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-'98 SVT 1,173 of 6,535
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Originally posted by Fat Mike:
Good thing it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon. 
Seriosuly?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fat Mike:
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Good thing it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon.
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Seriosuly?
I think self-serve is illegal in New Jersey also.
Martin
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2000 Contour SE V6 ATX 170K miles
Hecho en Mexico
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Originally posted by Beowulf:
Originally posted by MarkO:
Originally posted by Fat Mike:
Good thing it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon.
Yeah, whats up with that ??
They did it to provide jobs to mullet wearing Oregonian rednecks.
To hell with that, I'll still be getting out of the car to make sure they don't fubar anything. Besides, I always pay by cc and I'm not giving my cc to a pump jockey.
Bless our servicemen & women overseas.
L.Cpl Ian Malone, 1st Battalion Irish Guards, R.I.P.
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We still have NO CEL PHONES when pumping gas signd up here. urban ledgends live on.......
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