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Originally posted by SpliceVW:
Originally posted by SlowNfurious:
Originally posted by SpliceVW:
Hahahahaha I remember all those commercials for the "looks fast" package. Its like everything a ricer stands for. I will agree with everyone else, have fun with the chick car.
have fun with your car that chicks dont like as soon as you tell them its a ford.
Half of women probably couldn't even tell you who makes a Celica, or a Contour, so who the hell cares. Why would you want some girl that gets turned on by a car with a small engine, anyways? Oh wait, nevermind.. I guess your logic is that if she gets turned on by one small thing, she'll get turned on by another.
Sorry to break it to you, but I don't use my car to pick up chicks.
I use my freakishly large penis to do that.
Hi I'm SpliceVW and I have a freakishly large penis *whips it out* lets go out...  I can see it now.
~darp~
Originally posted by PÃ?â?¢WDÃ?â?°Ã?®CÃ?Ë?Ã?Æ?TMÃ?â?¬N:
I can do anything if i can find that powder .
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Originally posted by darpinian:
Originally posted by SpliceVW:
Originally posted by SlowNfurious:
Originally posted by SpliceVW:
Hahahahaha I remember all those commercials for the "looks fast" package. Its like everything a ricer stands for. I will agree with everyone else, have fun with the chick car.
have fun with your car that chicks dont like as soon as you tell them its a ford.
Half of women probably couldn't even tell you who makes a Celica, or a Contour, so who the hell cares. Why would you want some girl that gets turned on by a car with a small engine, anyways? Oh wait, nevermind.. I guess your logic is that if she gets turned on by one small thing, she'll get turned on by another.
Sorry to break it to you, but I don't use my car to pick up chicks.
I use my freakishly large penis to do that.
Hi I'm SpliceVW and I have a freakishly large penis *whips it out* lets go out... I can see it now.
~darp~
Hey.. it works. 
The Spickle
New Car: Infra Red '04 FSVT
Former Car: Black '98 CSVT, #3137/6535 "The Unluckiest car.. ever"
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um yeah the kind of chick that goes for a guy based on size, sadly, is the kind of chick that can be had by showing off one's ride. They don't call envy of another man's car "penis envy" for nothing, because like the saying, your car is just an extension of the phallus right? 
Kim
1995 Contour GL
Needs less "needs more"
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
um yeah
the kind of chick that goes for a guy based on size, sadly, is the kind of chick that can be had by showing off one's ride.
They don't call envy of another man's car "penis envy" for nothing, because like the saying, your car is just an extension of the phallus right?
Geeze guy, it was a joke. I don't use either to get women.
The Spickle
New Car: Infra Red '04 FSVT
Former Car: Black '98 CSVT, #3137/6535 "The Unluckiest car.. ever"
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