Why don't you pull off your ridiculous looking crooked Ford oval, find some chrome "F O R D" letters and spell out "D O R F" on the front of your car?
I also suggest finding some fake bullet hole stickers and liberally applying them.... well, everywhere.
I have also seen people glue small plastic figurines and toys to their cars with great effect.
Honestly, if you are going to show off your car and are uncomfortable with the fact that it is a Ford, remove the Ford emblems â?? donâ??t make them a source of ridicule.
Remember, you asked for opinions.
99 Tropic Green SVT, Tan Leather, 20K miles, "Nice Twin" (factory stock).
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