Originally posted by ContourKev: Hmm, Tools to fix this: 1. Hammer 2. Wire Cutters 3. SludgeHammer 4. Tiny arms, and flashlight
I assume they have an alarm? sneak under, find battery cable, cut it
then take your sludgehammer, smash the [censored] out of thing, go inside (you should now have access) and take the hammer, and smash everything inside
Thus, solving your problem
Now that's just stupid. I have a better solution.. cut the brake lines, then she'll smash the car herself.
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