Some states, like Oklahoma and Texas (only 2 i have experiance with) you have to plead No Contest to get a differed sentence. I think I will stick with my suggestion to talk to a lawyer who will help for for no charge. $1000 for a lawyer who will do the same thing that you can do (keep it off your record) is too much.

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