An oldie but goodie.

First we state that girls require time and money.
> Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know "time is money"
> Time = Money

Therefore:
> Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2

And because "money is the root of all evil"
> Money = evil

Therefore:
> Girls = (evil)2

And we are forced to conclude that:
> Girls = Evil



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