Solve for: # of Days per month scared to be at home

# of potential shopping days per month / # actual shopping days per month

Divided by

( Current % stress level of Spouse * # of irrational arguments )

Multiply by

# of weekly extra curricular kids events (double score if events overlap)


Equals


X

or

(30/4) / ( .50 * 10)) * 6 = 9

Semper Fi "They've got us surrounded. Poor bastards." -Chesty