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Originally posted by freakshow:

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Originally posted by Dan Nixon:

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and the fact that young teenagers now use Bill as an excuse to have oral sex for three.

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Whether you liked or disliked Clinton I think that has got to be the most ridiculous far-fecthed bunch of b.s. anyone has ever said in regards to him.

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You are so correct..
I guess I was just thinking of the far fetched senerio of a father, a "Clinton lov'in liberal" and his 15 year old, who gets caught performing oral sex(never happen in a million years)on some submoron who dropped his pants on the schoolbus (public proporty no less!)...and when said liberal (or what the heck..conservative)father says "WHAT the HELL was THAT",and she says..

"Well DAD, Bill Clinton did it to that fat chick whatsherface and lied about it and you've said as long as I can remember that he was the best President we ever had"...then the Clinton Lov'in liberal stands there with his mouth hanging open feeling like he just got kicked in the nuts...
(I point out here that the conservative would at least be able to respond.."I told you not to act like that scum bag"..but the Clinton lovi'n liberal would still have no words eminating from his gapping pie hole)

Basically...Bill's legendary "slick willy" deed could potentially lead to some ackward, special, "liberal moments". But, I'm sure this is just far fetched conservative BS..no teenager would be creative or spiteful to come up with something like this..

I'll had to recind that farfetched, BS reason..
But hey, that still leaves 2 other reasons