Okay so I've got problems up the butt:
1) Stage 1 spec clutch/flywheel is still acting up. Clutch chatter at idle is very loud, and the whole engine shakes when you start from a stop. Calling spec soon, gonna find out what they're gonna do about this piece of crap.
2) Idles rough, large power loss, gas in oil, black smoke out exhaust. Check engine light says O2 sensor, replacing soon. The rough idle is causing a stall, diagnosis: bad IAC.
3) Tapping sound at low RPMs, goes away at about 2000. Sounds like its coming from lower engine. Just changed the oil, seemed to get better but still there.
4) Hissing/scraping sound, NO CLUE what the hell it is. Quiet but prominent, can only hear it when I'm driving next to a car or wall. Non-existant at idle, revving engine with clutch pedal down still causes the sound so its not the bad clutch/flywheel.
5) Excessive oil in intake. Not coming from the engine. No ideas.
6) Engine heats up way, way too fast. Will be halfway up the gauge after a mile or two. No ideas.
7) A/C not working. I'm ignoring that one for now.
If I hear one person tell me to use the search, I'm going to kill them. With a spoon. I've searched a little, everything seems to be left unsolved and its too hard to do an extensive search since it takes so long.
That being said, any help would be really, really nice..