so a guy i worked with named steven smith was in the marines. one day he gets called into the office of the CO, and he tells him "sit down, son". my friend is like "oh crap, what did i do??". so the CO says "we just got the results back from your last physical, and you are HIV+".
well, my friend is obviously upset at this news, and said "are you sure it's me? steven h. smith???" the CO looks on the paper and says "yes, it's you son. i'm sorry". well, my friend kind of flew off the handle and couldn't control his emotions, and ripped the paperwork off of his CO's desk. he looks at it with tears in his eyes and sees.... someone else's social security number. there are two steven h. smith's in that camp, and it was the other guy.
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