I Went to UMass Dartmouth and one day i was in one of my professors office talking about a project.
he pulls my name up on his computer and asks if i am Michael S. GLuck or Michael St. Gluck?
apparently there was a Michael ST. GLuck at umass dartmouth in the Mechanical Engineering program one year ahead of me.
yet none of my professors ever noticed this and i never ran into the guy.

another one: i have dated 3 chicks from a town called Stoneham. all three of them had the initials J.D.

my ex's name was Jess, she lived in Framingham, was a Biologist, and worked in Woburn.
my fiance is named Jess, lived right next to woburn, and worked in framingham, also a biologist.


heres one for jess.
we were at the packy a few months ago and jess paid with her debit card. the cashier looks at her and says that her name is also jessica Derry, but with one 'R'.


NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it? Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?