Good luck, as I think you are looking for the proverbial "pink elephant" (no pun intended).
Hell, I don't know many straight folks that would enjoy a nice soiree at a Japanese Kabuki or Noh theater, then turn around and shoot pool and knock back a few oatmeal stouts at the local brewery (barring myself; my tastes, though ecclectic, are decidedly "hetero")...
...Red-headed linebacker. You kill me!
