I've been pulled over 3 times in my life.
The first time was in Littleton for going 33 in a 25 school zone. I somehow got a warning.
The second time was on 34 for expired plates. The patrolman was polite but gave me the ticket. I swore that would never happen again.
18 months later, (last New Year's Eve) I got pulled over in Fort Collins for...Expired plates
. It was 11:30pm and I think he was hoping I had been drinking. Well, I hadn't had a drop all night and I think that made him mad, so he was very rude the whole time. Of course that particular night, not only were my plates expired, but I hadn't changed my address on my license from when I moved AND I didn't have my current insurance card
. I think he took pleasure nailing me for all those
. We barely made it to our party before midnight.
On the other hand, my wife was pulled over for 45 in a 30, and the sheriff who pulled her over was very polite and gave her a warning. I guess I need boobs?
