Humidity holes in the brakes? What company is OEM? What's Carbon Fiber? JVC Auto-reverse tape deck listed as a mod?

April Fools is April 1. Contain yourself til then, the jokes will go over much better.

Pacific Green '96 Contour LX V6 â??98 GTP, light mods, 14.66/94 Calypso Green '92 Mustang LX coupe, 13.56/101 Crown Autocross Club 1999 Street Tire Champion, 2000/2001/2002 Street Modified Champion KCR SCCA 2002 Solo II Street Modified Champion