There's a real old man (about 85+) around here that beats around in an even older Volvo station wagon. He's got the 100k mile club badges on the front grill. He has 100, 200, 300, 400, and 500k mile club badges! I didn't talk to him the last time I saw him though. But I'm surprised the radiator doesn't blow up, since it's blocked by all those Volvo badges!
