The only thing I want to know is this: Did it ever cross your mind to MOVE YOUR SIDE MIRROR DOWN?!?!?!?! Maybe then you wouldn't have been "blinded and seeing spots"...

I've been pulled over plenty of times. All you needed to do was adjust your mirror like you would if any other vehicle's lights were shining directly into it causing you permanent eye damage.
And I'll agree with pretty much everyone else here... you're a crybaby who has absolutely no knowledge whatsoever about law/traffic enforcement.