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yeah, he doesnt really sound like a friend to me. that sounds like some of the stuff one of MY friends would do, and im in high school! . but i would ditch him as a friend, and put that decal on his window. then maybe boobytrap his apartment/house with various things


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Originally posted by 96_Concept_GL:

I still catch him humping rx-7s and probes every now and then though...



WTF? And I thought I was deranged.
Seriously, dude, you might wanna find yourself some friends who can keep it in their own pants.


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We put several packets of jello in my buddies toilet one evening and later that night when he went to use the it while the jello had solidified and needless to say there was a big mess! LOL, he had to scoop it out with a spoon cause it wouldnt flush!


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Haha! Sounds like he'd fit right in at my work

I've got a similiar situation with my roommate, and we've already figure out our revenge on him. April Fool's, we are gonna go out in the parking lot, and take all the wheels of his POS Civic and make him go through a scavenger hunt in the woods for them. But...
We are gonna hoard his 4th wheel for a day or two

I do like the idea of a giant dong on his window though...might have to include that too! What an OWN3D picture that would make!


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Originally posted by XKontour98:
We put several packets of jello in my buddies toilet one evening and later that night when he went to use the it while the jello had solidified and needless to say there was a big mess! LOL, he had to scoop it out with a spoon cause it wouldnt flush!




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hillarious...


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While you are at it, why not go ahead and get a while bunch (50 or more) fake bullet hole stickers. Those things not only look stupid but imagine him having to peel of everyone of them.

I've also seen some pictures on anti-rice.com where as a practical joke, they used cardboard and duct tape to make ricer skirts, hood scoops and wings.

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those smoke machines that dj's use...fill your fridge and ask him to get you a beer...watch him frantically dial 911 then laugh


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Just go to a sex shop, find the biggest, real looking penis you can find, then flop it out of your fly to show him who the man is.. That should shut him up, or teach him not to pull his out all the time.. And if he knows it's fake, you can always pull it out of your pants and slap the hell out of him with it.. Good luck on the banner, and I agree that you should do it as his work, that is if it wouldn't get him fired..

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now ya see ... what you do is... sneak into his apartment and skrew off the shower head and put beef cubes (u can buy them at the store) in the shower head then skrew it back on... he will smell like chicken and noodles for weeks

or just find a day and see if he wants to go to home depot or someplace similar and tell him u need help finding something... tell him you forgot something in his car see if he'll give you the keys... go make a copy... later that evening when hes asleep move his car over a few parking spaces... the next night move it to the other side of the street... then again to a different spot... he'll think his car is possessed... dont forget to park his car at different angles to just incase he dosnt realise at first... after all the funs over you can do whatever you want to his car... such as... put a dead fish under the seat with the key jammed in its mouth

that one always freaks them out....... :-)


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Originally posted by alibies:
now ya see ... what you do is... sneak into his apartment and skrew off the shower head and put beef cubes (u can buy them at the store) in the shower head then skrew it back on... he will smell like chicken and noodles for weeks





Please explain how "beef cubes" make you smell like "chicken noodle".


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