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Hahahahahahaha...... Hahahahahahahahah.... HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death
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Some of the links at the bottom are pretty wierd, too. Part of me wants to believe this is all some really sick joke, but I just can't be sure. I want my woobie.
Beer is my Gatorade.
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Dude, get a life! 
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I thought everybody already knew that information ? It all seems like common knowledge to me 
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It gets even better:
When the goose orgasms, the penis will shoot out under a fair amount of pressure. During my learning process, the first time this happened, he moved and I got ejaculate shot up my nose. The second time, I got it shot down my throat and it caused me to choke! (yes, I did enjoy choking on it!)
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Originally posted by sigma:
It gets even better:
When the goose orgasms, the penis will shoot out under a fair amount of pressure. During my learning process, the first time this happened, he moved and I got ejaculate shot up my nose. The second time, I got it shot down my throat and it caused me to choke! (yes, I did enjoy choking on it!)
You need therapy... 
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i can tbelieve i,m reading this 
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well i knew they were the only other creature besdies us who had sex for pleasure but dam that guy is obsessed...
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an m3 or an sti?
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