Originally posted by sigma:
It gets even better:
When the goose orgasms, the penis will shoot out under a fair amount of pressure. During my learning process, the first time this happened, he moved and I got ejaculate shot up my nose. The second time, I got it shot down my throat and it caused me to choke! (yes, I did enjoy choking on it!)
You need therapy... 
"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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