"Reality, what a concept" Robin Williams
"Don't Drink and Drive, Don't Drink and Drive; How the hell are you going to get anywhere!?"
"I drink, therefore I am" The Tavern-San Marcos, TX
"It's all a bunch of treehuggin' hippie crap!" Cartman
"If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk."
"You are so selfish that you'ld probably fu_k a man in the ars and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around!" Full Metal Jacket
