Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggy"...until you can find a rock.

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Madness takes its toll...please have exact change.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.


- Jim Our yardbirds: Belvedere, our '96 Jeep Cherokee, 4.0L ATX, 85,000 and going strong Spencer, our '03 Chrysler PT Crusier, 2.4L ATX, 28,000 and just getting started