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It looks like that car has MD tags. If they are indeed in Maryland, it explains alot. The entire state shuts down for 6 inches of snow and acts like it is 3 feet. There are alot of snow morons here in MD.


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that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while


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Originally posted by CSVT1214:

that was great. you'd think that the bumper crackin would maybe be a sign that they should stop. looks like they rolled right through that stop sign.


kinda reminds me of the time i saw an old Taurus wagon tryin to tow a giant U-Haul trunk out of the mud with an extension cord. wish i had a camera for that one. i thought maybe after 5 times of the cord snappin they would give up, but no, they just kept tryin, dumbasses



A Taurus, trying to pull a giant truck??? An extension cord???? Wow, and I thought my neighbors were dumb when they tried using a lawn tractor to move a dead van.... at least they used a chain! Haha, the wheels on that tractor didnt grip the pavement... just slid around...


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Originally posted by KevContour:
Why didnt they push it foward? then reverse it out safely? Morons, they had it coming! hahahaha!




Exactly!

So sad, I have a soft spot for Geo Storms (GSi version)....similar car to my Impulse.

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HAHAHA,
I must admit, i had a pretty bad towing experience once. back in 1991 when my friends escort gt broke down in his driveway, i offered to tow him to the dealership late at night when there werent many cars on the road. i backed my 73 chevy nova up to his front end and looped the tow rope thru my rear bumper and under his front end to the frame. we got ready and i rolled forward to make the rope tight. i pulled his car to the end of his driveway and his front wheels didnt want to come out of the stupid dip at the end of his driveway. so i gave it a lil more gas and SNAP!!! As i was looking in my rear view, i saw a series of bad things happen. When i heard the loud snap, i also heard a loud whack, and instantly his windshield was cracked like a huge spiderweb. Immediately after i heard that whack, i heard a window break and another thing of glass break with more glass falling. well, when the rope snapped, the very heavy tow hook on the end flew back, shattered his windshield, flew over the car, thru his parent huge living room window, across his living room, and finally coming to a stop after busting thru his moms GLASS china cabinet. We just stood there like beavis and butthead, scared, and confused, but eventually laughing and running from his mom. She doesn't like us hanging out much since then lol.


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Originally posted by DeanJoyce.com:
HAHAHA,
I must admit, i had a pretty bad towing experience once. back in 1991 when my friends escort gt broke down in his driveway, i offered to tow him to the dealership late at night when there werent many cars on the road. i backed my 73 chevy nova up to his front end and looped the tow rope thru my rear bumper and under his front end to the frame. we got ready and i rolled forward to make the rope tight. i pulled his car to the end of his driveway and his front wheels didnt want to come out of the stupid dip at the end of his driveway. so i gave it a lil more gas and SNAP!!! As i was looking in my rear view, i saw a series of bad things happen. When i heard the loud snap, i also heard a loud whack, and instantly his windshield was cracked like a huge spiderweb. Immediately after i heard that whack, i heard a window break and another thing of glass break with more glass falling. well, when the rope snapped, the very heavy tow hook on the end flew back, shattered his windshield, flew over the car, thru his parent huge living room window, across his living room, and finally coming to a stop after busting thru his moms GLASS china cabinet. We just stood there like beavis and butthead, scared, and confused, but eventually laughing and running from his mom. She doesn't like us hanging out much since then lol.





I don't like you hanging around much either after that....


I think this was a setup, the guy wasn't all that mad. In anycase it was stupid.


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WOW that was awesome, I was almost crying I was laughing so hard. Phew I needed that. Thanks.


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And that my freinds is a perfect example of stupidity and a future candidate for Darwinism(he has no car{it's in the shop getting fixed} so he can't go out and possible breeed).

That would cause me to cry like a little biotch!!!!!!


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Awww man. There were so many things done so completly wrong in that video, I don't think I even want to list them. Did these guys know NOTHING about towing a vehicle? I think about the only thing they did right was use a tow strap. Made for a good laugh though.


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that was hilarious

his whole f*ckin back end just ripped off...hahahaha oh man

u knew it was coming, how else would record being pulled out of the snow

something had to be up...


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