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"Your kids an honor student, but your a moron"


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"How's my driving? Dial 1-800-eat $h!t"
i always get a kick out of the ones on beaters that say
"0-60mph......no"


2000 Silver Frost SVT resonator removed 20% tints obx short shifter eibachs & konis ...more to come...
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These may be kind of obscure, but I've actually had them on previous vehicles...

Geology themed:

Reunite Gondwanaland (google for it!)
Don't love geology? Upper Jurassic!
Tough Schist
Geologists make the bedrock

Back in my Trekkie days, I had "Klingon Warrior Academy" on the car.

Nowadays, it's cryptic vanity plates and a great big red Slipknot logo...


There are 10 kinds of people. Those who can read binary, and those who can't.
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"Sex is a misdemeanor, the more I miss, the meaner I get"


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A good Michigan bumper sticker: Im not drunk, Im dodging potholes. This belongs in Ohio, too!!!



Your kid may be an honor student, but my kid can kick his ass.


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Left side of rear bumber "JESUS SAVES"

Right side of rear Bumber "MOSES INVESTS"


My name is Richard. I was a Contouraholic. NOW: '02 Mazda B3000 Dual Sport, Black BEFORE: '99 Contour SE Sport Duratec ATX Spruce Green PIAA 510's, Foglight MOD, K&N Drop-in
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I saw this on I-88 towards aurora.

"SHOW ME YOUR TITS!"

In bold white on black. Laughing at the driver he threw us a thumbs up.


2001 BMW 325i Sport, Stickshift '96 Mercury Mystique V6 *TOTALLED* For sale: Alpine CDA-9811 Eclipse Amplifier Pioneer Tweeters
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Originally posted by MrsFurby72:
"Sex is a misdemeanor, the more I miss, the meaner I get"




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"I have PMS and a gun, now what were you complaining about?"
"I brake for hallucinations"
"Viginity is like a balloon, One little prick and it's gone."

Have you ever seen the Pisces fish with "Jesus" inside? This one was a fish with legs that said "Darwin" inside.


"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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saw one the other day that said "what would scooby doo"


new,new ride! '99 svt black/mnb '95 mustang gt sold! '98 svt #800 sold!
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