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I've seen these:
"Dont drink and park, accidents cause people"
"My kid beat up your honor student"
"My son banged your honor student"


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Religion can't do much for ashholes (unless you are an alterboy)


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"Too Close for Missiles -- Switching to Guns."

"Earth First -- We'll log the rest of the planets later."

"Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit!"

"Work harder! Millions on welfare are depending on you!"

"Liberals -- One a day, and one in posession."

"Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic."

"Homer, Alaska. A quaint drinking village with a fishing problem."

"Give Blood -- Play Hockey."

"Support Wildlife -- Throw a Party!"

"Complaint Department: 65 Feet Ahead" (Painted on the back of a semi-trailer. Okay, so it's not a sticker, but it IS funny!)

...and for the other nerds and computer geeks...

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

"Will work for bandwidth" (License plate frame)

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My kid beat up your honor roll student. -White trash ride


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Originally posted by beyondloadedSE:
Pulled these off a website and thought they were really funny.

Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.





what web site was this...i thought i was being original when i had that made for the back of my van!



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I saw one that was a modified version of the Wal Mart symbol... instead it said "White Trash" and in red cursive underneath it read "Always!" Sweet.

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Don't steal, the government hates competition.

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Humpty Dumpty was pushed.


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I Found Jesus- He was hiding behind the couch

Visualize Whirrled Peas

(these three are on the same Jeep)

Gerry's Dead
Phish Sucks
Get a Job Hippy



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I like cats...
They taste like chicken!


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Saw this one yesterday "Put Jesus in His Place!" With skulls on either side of the it.

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