A good Michigan bumper sticker: Im not drunk, Im dodging potholes.
Pulled these off a website and thought they were really funny.
Watch out for the idiot behind me
I'm driving this way just to piss you off
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger!
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink.
I brake for fairys, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.
If you can read this I'm not going fast enough.
0 to [censored] in 3.6 seconds
I'm not driving fast-just flying low
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
My karma ran over your dogma
I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
I Brake For No Apparent Reason
