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I saw a couple of bumper stickers today that made me fall out! The first one said "My son has perfect attendance at Huntsville State Penitentiary"
The other was classic! "PETA"-People Eat Tasty Animals" I was laughing so hard I almost had to pull over. Anyone else seen some funny a$$ 'ish on bumper stickers?
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1997 Yamaha YZF1000R Thunderace
1996 Volvo 850-R
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"honk if you love jesus" needless to say, i laid my hand down on my horn. for a while...  hey, i always do what bumper stickers tell me to do  wow im so wasted tonight
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"Dont tailgate me or i will flick a booger on your windshield"
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This one is an oldie but a goodie, and I saw it again on an SUV today.
original sticker - "Mean People Suck"
adjoining sticker - "Nice People Swallow"
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"The west wasn't won by vegaterians. SC Beef Industry"
Well that was the jist of it.
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A good Michigan bumper sticker: Im not drunk, Im dodging potholes.
Pulled these off a website and thought they were really funny.
Watch out for the idiot behind me
I'm driving this way just to piss you off
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger!
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your drink.
I brake for fairys, elves, gnomes, the toothfairy, the easter bunny, santa and other little creatures that only I can see
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Dont laugh. Your daughter could be in here.
If you can read this I'm not going fast enough.
0 to [censored] in 3.6 seconds
I'm not driving fast-just flying low
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
My karma ran over your dogma
I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
I Brake For No Apparent Reason
Jim Hahn
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Originally posted by beyondloadedSE:
A good Michigan bumper sticker: Im not drunk, Im dodging potholes.
LOL, so true, so true.
I always kind of liked the one that reads I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting
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I have 3 loves, my God, Brittany, and my Car.
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Originally posted by 98 SE:
This one is an oldie but a goodie, and I saw it again on an SUV today.
original sticker - "Mean People Suck"
adjoining sticker - "Nice People Swallow"
ahah oh man thats great!
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"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an a$$hole"
"Bros before Hoes" <-- More men need this mentality.
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Originally posted by Pete D:
"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an a$$hole"
Hector
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