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Are you kidding? Those premium sound systems ROCK!!!  Anyone wanna trade my system for a nice premium CD? Any takers?!!! 
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Originally posted by The Honkeytonk Monkey:
Why are factory stereos, even "premium" stereos like the mach 460 always crappy?
Because a three legged, horny moose, that's missing one ear, was the chief designer of the systems. Bonus:How does the Bose accoustic wave stereo produce such great sound that even a $10000 home theatre can't match it's performance? :P
Since you're Canadian (I'm sorry), that $10000 must be Canadian dollars. Which is like $1.39 in US dollars, and $1.39 home theaters suck, so it's not too hard to beat them. Jeff, only Honkeytonk is supposed to ask the questions!
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DOH!!! Sorry Perry, write me up for the assclown award.... :p Incidentally, that moose you are referring to is our national symbol in Canada.... you wouldn't be mocking us Canucks, would you? Cr@p!! Another question!! That's 2 assclown awards.... :rolleyes:
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the mach 460 sound system was made by ford.......nuff said.....
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Hey, I have finally decided to make an appearance. I have been working and doing the school thing. I will say that it has been INTERESTING reading this string of posts, and I cannot say that I will be a worthy contestant. However, if it comes to discussing the merrits of your grandmothers' getting ass raped by clowns and small farm animals, then I will try to measure up to the standards I see here. :p warmonger throw out another question, I have to warn you guys...I didn't know even one answer to the questions I read tonight. I could guess the answers to the last two however.
You can call me anything you like as long as it's nice.(all lies accepted)
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Unique Stuff: Sunroof control module (#1 of 9)
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Originally posted by The Honkeytonk Monkey:
Why are factory stereos, even "premium" stereos like the mach 460 always crappy?
Because the speakers are not made by Lambda Acoustics....
Bonus:How does the Bose accoustic wave stereo produce such great sound that even a $10000 home theatre can't match it's performance? :P
Later!
Because they use lightbulbs as circuit protection...
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Ah, you are all wrong! Infidels! You will suffer... or some sh!t like that, I don't know anymore... So Mr. Warmonger, the smartest man in the universe has decided to grace us with his all knowing presence. Yay. (I hope that didn't seem sarcastic, I really am so very excited... yay.) The reason the factory stereos are all crap is because they aren't trying. Do the following: Get into your car and tell the stereo that if it doesn't start sounding like gold, you'll stick your fist in it's slot (don't use this trick on the GF, she'll dump your ass) Out of fear, the stereo will start sounding like the greatest stereo on earth. If it doesn't it means your stereo is gay. Bonus: The reason the Acoustic wave system sounds better than a home theatre (even if it has the Unity Horn) is because it has two 4" speakers playing through crumpled up plastic pipes, just like the technology used in the Waveradio, which I have 10 of. I'm dissapointed...  BTW, this is for you Jeff. Thanks go to El Contouro for the pic... 
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I really am flattered, but I don't deserve these accolades (sarcasm is probably useless on me.)
I am just interested in where this string of posts is going.
warmonger
You can call me anything you like as long as it's nice.(all lies accepted)
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It usually goes straight down the sh!tter.
Today's Question:
How many bowls of chili would you have to eat to rip off a 180db fart?
Bonus: How many db could you add with a can of Dr. Pepper, or as I like to call it: Can of fart?
1996 Contour "Mean Green" (99-02)
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well, as long as you can produce a fart that last over one second, and you can position yourself in the right position to allow your butt checks to push air the fastest and quickest, then it would take only one bowl of chili to produce that loud of a fart.......
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