I think the problem was that you used the insame smiley face, which portays the message that you are forcing the smile. Either that or holding back a mother of a turd. Perhaps if you had used the gay winking face

you would have come accross a little less harsh. Also, by using three of them, it feels as if you are sending a whole army of constapated green faces to invade our lives which can be frightening, especially to the children, who you can feed for just $.09 a week. Hmmm... it seems I made doody in my pants

how embarassing