"When in doubt, empty the magazine." - me
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't" - a t-shirt
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home." - Bill Cosby
"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"It is better to live in a desert land than with a contentious and fretful wife." - Proverbs 21:19
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." - Douglas Adams
