"Worrying is like a rocking chair- it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. Write that down." -Van Wilder
"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... "
-Mitch from Old School
