Haha, no $hit! I had a 1990 Ford Ranger that had a burnt exhaust valve at cylinder 4 due to a cracked head! I fixed that in high school shop class. Then while on my way back to NH from MI from a co-op in college the head gasket went while driving through a blizzard right near the NY/MA border! It actually went at the NY Thruway tolls, and I had to drive about 6 miles with a plume of steam a mile long behind me to the next exit!! If it wasn't for Mobil 1, I'm sure it would have seized up right on the highway. Anyway, I got it towed home and dropped in a 302!
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