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Rules:
Someone posts a wish or desire.
The next poster grants the wish, but with a clever twist making the wisher wish she hadn't wished that wish. That poster then posts her/his own wish.
Example:
A: I wish for a big house with an ocean view.
B: Granted! Too bad about the approaching hurricane.
B: I wish for a bagel with cream cheese.
C: Here's your bagel. Shame you didn't check the expiration date on the cheese.
and so on.
Guidelines:
No wishing for unlimited wishes or wishes that can't be corrupted. That's just a game stopper.
Please try to mangle the desire in a way that's related to the desire itself, not just random acts of despair.
example:
I wish for a ham sandwich.
Here's your ham sandwich, but you get hit by a truck before you can eat it.
Russell
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ill start:
i wish for my 3L to run the way it should!
Russell
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Originally posted by Russell-3L:
ill start:
i wish for my 3L to run the way it should!
Your wish is granted, too bad your tranny is on it's way out.... 
I wish for a turbo kit and free installation.
2006 Mazdaspeed6
1997 Yamaha YZF1000R Thunderace
1996 Volvo 850-R
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Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by Russell-3L:
ill start:
i wish for my 3L to run the way it should!
Your wish is granted, too bad your tranny is on it's way out....
gotta make a wish yourself (btw its a new tranny too )
Russell
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Originally posted by Kokopellian:
I wish for a turbo kit and free installation.
Your wish is granted. I am sorry to tell you that the kit only fits geo metro's.
I wish my contour would keep running until 500K.
Beaten - 2003 MazdaSpeed Protege 29K <- broken hearted
Daily/Weekend Beater - 1990 miata 138K - AutoX every weekend = Adult driven on weekends
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Your wish is granted. To bad the radio is stuck on the "All Plastic Ono Band, all the time" station. 500,000 miles of "Number 9", congratulations.
I wish I was two feet taller.
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Your wish is granted but your manhood is 2 inches shorter.
I wish I had a brand new car! Saleen mustang please
tired of the bs
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your wish is granted, but wait...you never asked for the engine
i wish...uh...for a new life?
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you wish is granted you are now Harvey Fierstein ready to play mrs. claus for the thanksgiving parade.
I wish my girlfriend had bigger boobs!!!
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your wish is granted, too bad she dumped you for her plastic surgeon.
I wish for a 40 of old english
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