Originally posted by The Honkeytonk Monkey:
What I can't figure out is why I haven't reached one star yet! I make fun of those useless midgets all the time, and I think women should be treated as farm animals because they are stupid. Yet here I sit with three stars... sickening. Oh well. What else can I do? Perhaps reveal to the CEG that Dave never really had a Contour? Maybe let tell people that Knu sells botched RCA cable and that the one he sent me started my car on fire even though there was no power going to it yet?
