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I only answered the Stellar because you asked el contouro to gently remove his lips from ass before the hickey got any bigger. I thought your ass was already chapped from roland and i didn't want to kiss it anymore. Otherwise, I would have voted for your subless car.
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what about the el contouro,this is wrigged somebody has kidnapped honkey and gotten his password and is continueing the game as the monkeyman
97 gsxr lotsa good stuff 4 sale
95 talon tsi awd turbo loaded sold
95 se 2.5 mtx loaded (fragile handle with care)2 motors 3 trannies
custom y with hi flo cat,custom dynomax exhaust,upper cat mod
superchip,udp,bat\kkm,proflow maf,ford 9mm wires,svt throttle body,svt intake manifold ,custom kevlar clutch,16 pd. flywheel,svt motor mounts ,svt gauges,eibachs\h&r,omp strut brace,dark chrome 16" rials with 225/50 dunlops,cwazy amounts of audio
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Drat, my secret is revealed! Time to beat a hasty retreat... Roland is correct! The El Contouro is the baddest Tour on the planet! It is so bad in fact, it fell apart when I hit a speed bump in Rotten Ronnie's McParking lot. Who knew cutting the roof and rear unibody out would weaken the structure? Tomorrow I'm welding some I beams in there for added strength. Roland, how much porn did that $68 get you? or did you add another level to your cardboard house? The Score: Dave leads by a nose... or for the sick minded, something a little lower (so he can't be leading by much  ) Aaron is following right behind Dave, trying not to faint from the fumes El Contouro and Knu are tied for last place, although Knu is too preoccupied about what's up his mom's dress Tomorow's Q will be about wiring! Stay tuned! The End.
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I'll be up bright and early for the next questions (got a golf outing) so maybe I'll get the next one MMUUUHHAAAAAA 
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You may be up early Mr. Golfee McMoneybags but you must remember that Dave has a computer built into his head that constantly monitrs what's happening on the CEG... TSK TSK!!!
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i make my own porn so it got me a midget a donkey a swan and a babycalf for an hour rental,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm veal plus 5 blank video tapes damn was the farmer ever pissed when he picked up his animals and he could see the midgets feet sticking outta the donkeys a$$
97 gsxr lotsa good stuff 4 sale
95 talon tsi awd turbo loaded sold
95 se 2.5 mtx loaded (fragile handle with care)2 motors 3 trannies
custom y with hi flo cat,custom dynomax exhaust,upper cat mod
superchip,udp,bat\kkm,proflow maf,ford 9mm wires,svt throttle body,svt intake manifold ,custom kevlar clutch,16 pd. flywheel,svt motor mounts ,svt gauges,eibachs\h&r,omp strut brace,dark chrome 16" rials with 225/50 dunlops,cwazy amounts of audio
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Originally posted by el contouro:
i make my own porn so it got me a midget a donkey a swan and a babycalf for an hour rental,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm veal plus 5 blank video tapes damn was the farmer ever pissed when he picked up his animals and he could see the midgets feet sticking outta the donkeys a$$ ..........  Cant think of anything to top that I have a good question to be used for the question of the day, let me know when ya want me to post it, it may be a little hard to some though.
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1995 Contour SE V6 #????/Tons KnuProject, awaiting mass mods
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Sorry Knu, but this is MY crappy waste of time! If you want to ask a clever question, go on Jeopardy! How dare you even think yourself good enough to ask questions on MY game! @#$ you, I'm gonna kick your a$$!!!
Just kidding... but stay away from my wife!
Question of the day:
Which wire is thicker? 1AWG or 4AWG?
Bonus Question:
Do Pioneer 6x9s fit in the tour?
As always, there will be punishment for wrong answers! This time, you will have to star in one of El Contouro's very well made pornos. Good Luck, and no deliberate loosing just to be in a porno!
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Originally posted by The Honkeytonk Monkey:
Question of the day:
Which wire is thicker? 1AWG or 4AWG?
Each strand can be of varying thickness, but the overall 'wire' of 1 GA will be larger, but it doesn't have to be thicker. It could be flatter and wider for example.
Bonus Question:
Do Pioneer 6x9s fit in the tour?
You can make anything fit in the doors of a Tour, yes.
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Originally posted by The Honkeytonk Monkey:
Question of the day:
Which wire is thicker? 1AWG or 4AWG? The answer is the donkey in Rolands video.
Bonus Question:
Do Pioneer 6x9s fit in the tour?
The answer is, why would anyone want to put crappy 6x9s in the tour?
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