Drat, my secret is revealed! Time to beat a hasty retreat... Roland is correct! The El Contouro is the baddest Tour on the planet! It is so bad in fact, it fell apart when I hit a speed bump in Rotten Ronnie's McParking lot. Who knew cutting the roof and rear unibody out would weaken the structure? Tomorrow I'm welding some I beams in there for added strength.

Roland, how much porn did that $68 get you? or did you add another level to your cardboard house?

The Score:

Dave leads by a nose... or for the sick minded, something a little lower (so he can't be leading by much laugh )
Aaron is following right behind Dave, trying not to faint from the fumes
El Contouro and Knu are tied for last place, although Knu is too preoccupied about what's up his mom's dress

Tomorow's Q will be about wiring! Stay tuned! The End.


1996 Contour "Mean Green" (99-02)
2002 Malibu Blue Focus ZX5 - something to hold the PB 15...