I've had my front bumper smashed to hell and the rear bumper scuffed up by the valets in my high-rise. And I had my radar detector stolen. That's the only way I can park here. They have yet to do anything to the Lincoln except listen to their gangsta rap, but we got that guy fired. The LS has two tripometers and we always reset the second one, and put it back to the first one so they don't know. The guys here do this for their living and they're not like the punks at the clubs or restaurants that have the job to support their crack habit. Having a special valet key is cool, too. They can't get in the trunk or the glovebox.
