Took the daughter trick-or-treating. Well, sort of. At 5 years old you really only go to grandparents and friends houses, but it was a good time.
THEN, after she crashed out, went to a few parties.
I dressed as myself, but had a large baking potato hanging out of my pants zipper.
I was a dictator. Get it? A dick tater.
I was funny.
I almost went as premature ejaculation. Just show up wearing nothing but a pair of jeans and tell everyone "I'm premature ejaculation, I just came in my pants!" It was too cold for that.
