How bout this one...a 2 door Hyundai Accent with 13 inch steelies. NO mods AT ALL.
But...
on the back of the car where there should be the "Hyundai" and "Accent GL" stickers, there are "Porsche" and "911 Turbo" stickers.
I see it every morning on the way to work. If I had a beater car, I'm sure that by now I'd have used it to put this tool out of his misery.
But is it rice????
