I sent him an email this morning that

"he was full of ...."

Funny thing is I got this reply

Thanks for your mail, I will like to start by telling you that i am an agent working in U.K and working on getting what you want and i have a client who is in need of a (SVT Nyceboi ) and that i have settled with you,i will like to tell you that i am the middle man doing the transaction for my client so as to get what he wants,and that is way he is not showing up in this until he gets to see the (SVT Nyceboi ),i will like to tell you that the excess money drawn to the check that will be issued to you is for my comission,and he should have given me cash but he hasnon at hand and he should have issued me my check but here in africa an american check would not be cleared here and i do not have a domisilary account,so all i am asking is a favour for you to clear the whole money and cash it from the bank then you would do a money transfer of the balance to me as soon as the check is cleared,i will be expecting your reply soonest,i will really appreciate your effort towards this .So i will want you to get to with your Full Contact informations for the Payment to be on the way to your locations.
Best Regards.

This is so dumb the dude must have so many going that he doesnt read them..